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Dear Venison- "You know, for months I had gotten used to the same old stuff on the internet. All of my credit cards got maxed out, I got sick of e-mail, and frankly, the chicks on those singles sites aren't nearly as hot as their photos. Then I surfed onto the Theatre of the Absurd. Finally, a reason to get up in the morning." VICTOR SINGLETON pyrotechnics coordinator, Salem, MA |
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Dear Venison- "Hey, man, I totally dig the site. Have you ever thought about selling t-shirts?" JIM JONES geophysicist, Salt Lake City, UT |
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Dear Venison- "Hey, I'm Tina, and I like hiking, long walks on the beach, and John Denver records played at half-speed. Here's a picture of me taken shortly after the second world war. Call me!" TINA SMOTHERS beautician, Providence, RI |
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Dear Dr. Skidmore- "You are an infernal sorry wretch of a human-being. You will undoubtedly burn in hell for this online abomination. It is a perfect example of the sleaze and garbadge that the general public eats up these days. I dearly wish that you and your guerilla supporters would do something productive with your talents, like publishing cowboy poetry." ERIC VON TRAPP gospel singer, Atlanta, GA |
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Hey Loser- "Your site stinks. You must be real dumb or something. Get a life." ANONYMOUS Nashville, TN |
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Dear Venison- My name's Jamie and I'm seven. My teacher showed us your website in class and told us to send you a message and say what we think. I think your site is real good. I don't know lots of the words on it, but I think the dancing men are real funny, and my teacher Miss Givens says that you are a brilliant social satirist floating amidst a sea of rancid so-called humor." JAMIE SIMONSEN actress, Seattle, WA |
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Dear Dr. Skidmore "I must say, sir, that at first I was skeptical as to the quality of such a site, as it didn't seem to have any sponsorship whatsoever. Nevertheless, as I forced myself to browse around, I was pleasantly surprised at the wit and subtle social commentary, particularly in some of the short stories. You seem to draw heavily from the pioneering animation of Terry Gilliam, and the post-modern written stylings of Kurt Vonnegut. I am also sure that much of the poetry was influenced by the short man that taps on my bedroom door on Thursday nights. 'Return my shorts,' he says. I don't understand him, or his requests. I happen to be a bikini brief man myself, and my apartment has not seen a pair of shorts since the Shah of Iran borrowed my room after his flight was cancelled back in '78. Of course, maybe those are what the little fellow is after." PIERRE seal clubber, Wales |
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Dear Venison- "Sometimes when I come to work in the morning, I just don't feel up to par. On those days, I like to take some of Dr. Timmy's Booster Vitamins. They really hit the spot, and help me get back on my feet after a heavy hangover." TUK LOGASMAN public affairs specialist, Pocatello, ID |