LOCAL EVENTS Week of Monday, April 30th Monday CAROLINE BELL will be performing selections from her new bio-CD, "Navigating the depths of Hell with Arnold Palmer and a Mariachi Band," at the Soulbones Cafe from 6 to 9 PM. Admission is free, contributions welcome. Monday The weekly meeting of THE DISCIPLES OF ANDY ROONEY will NOT be held due to plumbing difficulties at President Farmer's home. Meetings will resume upon further notification. Tuesday ONE NIGHT ONLY. Wanda Fox will be displaying her collection of rare Popeye comic books at the Kung-Fu Gallery of Fine Art. Open house begins at 6 PM, runs till 10. Refreshments will be provided by the Driggs High School Glee Club and Piccolo Revue. Wednesday Come to the Soulbones Cafe to hear the comic stylings of LYNN BOUDOIR, recently seen on SURVIVOR: OREM. Two shows, 7 and 9 PM. Ten dollar cover charge. Friday DATE NIGHT at the Theatre of the Absurd. One special screening of the 1980 John Landis classic, "The Blues Brothers." Following screening, special auction of Cab Calloway's socks (used in film). Admission is free. Soul is priceless. Saturday DIRECTOR looking for 12 actors/actresses for revisionist musical version of Romeo and Juliet set during Industrial Revolution. Auditions to begin promptly at 10 AM. All auditions accepted, candidates with ukulele experience preferred. Contact Luke at Theatre of the Absurd, ex. 547