ITEMS FOR SALE
SKETCH PAD. 20% used. High grade paper. $2. Call Darla 555-9289.
OLD MAN. About 75 years of age. Sits on porch, almost motionless. Theft deterrent. Call Phil 555-9289.
One Timex watch. Broken. $12 Call Rita 555-9289
One unfinished portrait of Telly Savalas. $5 Call Dave 555-9289
One bag of Doritos corn chips. Opened. Spicy Nacho flavor. $5 Call Dave 555-9289
1964 Volkswagon Bus Needs new transmission. Two hippies included. $12 Call Juan 555-9289.
1966 Mustang Fastback. Needs engine, transmission, three tires, seats, hood, right/left fenders. $5600 Call Wanda 555-9289.
Back issues of Full Moon. 25 for $3. call Berke at 555-9289.
Book for sale-collected poetry of Leonard Nimoy. $3 call Will at 555-9289.
Rolltop Desk Partial fire damage. Partial flood damage. Partial Typhoon damage. Cursed by Voodoo Priestess. Needs new legs, drawers. Finish included. $500 Call Art 555-9289.
One shoe. Size 9 50 cents. Call Etta 555-9289.